Memoirs of a Valley Girl

Oh, Johnny, what's the deal, boy?
Is your love for real, boy?
When the lights are low
You never hold me close

And I saw you today, boy
Walking with the gay boys
God, it hurt me so
Now I gotta know
Johnny, are you queer?

Cuz when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wonderin
Where I stand!

I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you!
Is there something wrong?
Johnny, come on strong!

Oh, why are you so weird, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
When I make a play
You're pushing me away...
Johnny, are you queer?

Cuz when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand!

Oh, Johnny, you're forsakin
A love you could be takin
I wanna give it to you
But you never come through...

Oh, why are you so weird, boy?
Johnny, are you queer boy?
When you asked for a date
I thought that you were straight...
But, Johnny, are you queer?

Chorus:
Hey, Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Spoken:
Hey, Johnny?
Johnny?
You know...?

Ohhhhh... (Johnny!) Johnny, are you queer, boy?
(Oh, Johnny!) Johnny, are you queer, boy?
(Oh, Johnnny...!) Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Johnny!

-'Johnny, Are You Queer?', Josie Cotton

Ah, the Valley Girl soundtrack certainly brings back memories. Good memories... such as a young Nick Cage standing on a beach...

God, I miss the beach.

Heh.


Currently listening to: A Million Miles Away - The Plimsouls

Currently consuming: Sour Cream and Onion ruffles and Iced Tea

"To hell with the odds. All that matters in life
is that we try." -Captain Dylan Hunt