I'm on a mexican radio...

... ok, I'm not. But I have been thinking about taking up the DJ again. There's an opening on one of the local stations here. Since it's public radio, I wouldn't be paid, but that's not the reason to do it... the reason is to get on air again. It's fun. I can admit that now. And I can even admit that I've missed it.

"I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana
I'd take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home"


Currently listening to: Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo

Currently pondering: Where are all the good men dead... in the heart or in the head?

"To hell with the odds. All that matters in life is that we try."
-Captain Dylan Hunt

Bless my soul...

Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time!

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll

(saxophone solo)

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine

Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along
It felt pretty good, whoo!
You really had a good time!

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll

(short sax solo)

Hotttt patoootie, I really love that rock n roll!
(Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock n roll)

Hotttt patoootie, I really love that rock n roll!
(Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock n roll)

Hotttt patoootie, I really love that rock n roll!
(Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock n roll)

Hotttt patoootie, I really love that rock n roll!
(Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock n roll)

Hotttt patoootie, I really love that rock n roll!
(Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock n roll)

Hotttt patoootie, I really love that rock n roll! Come on!
(Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock n roll)

Hotttt patoootie, I really love that rock n roll!
(Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock n roll)

Hotttt patoootie, I really love that rock n roll!
(Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock n roll)

-'Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul', Meatloaf (Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack)


Currently listening to: I Know What Boys Like - The Waitresses

Currently wanting: Dinner and sex, not necessarily in that order!

"To hell with the odds. All that matters in life
is that we try." -Captain Dylan Hunt

Maschine Brennt

Maschine Brennt vid.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
rap it all up to the top and rap it up

Wär es nicht so schaurig, so entsetzlich traurig,
ja man würde lachen ohne End
Ich möchte einen sehen, der da nicht lachen kann,
sobald es in der Hose brennt, jaja

Es ist nicht einfach zu berichten, wo und wie,
jedoch geschehen ist es letztes Jahr
und wenn ich heute noch am Leben wär;
ich könnte zeigen wie es wirklich war
Und zwar, wir steigen ein, die erste Klasse sitzt bereits
und everybody's on a comfort seat
Eine Dame ohne Herrn erkennt mich gleich,
sie meint: Rap it to the beat
Sofort überprüf' ich nüchtern, keine Spur von schüchtern,
ob der Nagellack ihr farblich paßt
Wäre mir bewußt wie es nun weitergeht,
ich hätte andere Pläne wohl gefaßt, oder auch nicht

Aus, stop, retour - wo is mei Fallschirm nur
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh - oho
Aus, stop, Moment - der letzte Engel rennt
Das ist kein Wunder, weil Maschine brennt

Rap it up, but ...
Cpt. Luftverdruß, charmant im Überfluß,
was im der Steward sagt, erfreut ihn nicht,
doch er vermeidet Streß, daher die Stewardeß
seine starke Hand ergreift und spricht:
Ich sehe ganz genau, noch ist der Himmel blau,
wer weiß wie lange dieser Segen hält
Den Schaden hat nur der, der ohne Fallschirm da
elftausend Meter in die Tiefe fällt - ja

Aus, stop, retour - wo is mei Fallschirm nur
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh - oho
Aus, stop, Moment - der letzte Engel rennt
Das ist kein Wunder, weil - Maschine brennt

Der Absturz
Aus, stop, retour - wo is mei Fallschirm nur
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh - oho
Aus, stop, Moment - der letzte Engel rennt
Oh-oh-oh


(We'll never forget you, Falco. RIP.)


Currently listening to: Maschine Brennt - Falco

Currently consuming: Chips! YUMM!

"To hell with the odds. All that matters in life is that we try."
-Captain Dylan Hunt

Memoirs of a Valley Girl

Oh, Johnny, what's the deal, boy?
Is your love for real, boy?
When the lights are low
You never hold me close

And I saw you today, boy
Walking with the gay boys
God, it hurt me so
Now I gotta know
Johnny, are you queer?

Cuz when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wonderin
Where I stand!

I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you!
Is there something wrong?
Johnny, come on strong!

Oh, why are you so weird, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
When I make a play
You're pushing me away...
Johnny, are you queer?

Cuz when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand!

Oh, Johnny, you're forsakin
A love you could be takin
I wanna give it to you
But you never come through...

Oh, why are you so weird, boy?
Johnny, are you queer boy?
When you asked for a date
I thought that you were straight...
But, Johnny, are you queer?

Chorus:
Hey, Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Spoken:
Hey, Johnny?
Johnny?
You know...?

Ohhhhh... (Johnny!) Johnny, are you queer, boy?
(Oh, Johnny!) Johnny, are you queer, boy?
(Oh, Johnnny...!) Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Johnny!

-'Johnny, Are You Queer?', Josie Cotton

Ah, the Valley Girl soundtrack certainly brings back memories. Good memories... such as a young Nick Cage standing on a beach...

God, I miss the beach.

Heh.


Currently listening to: A Million Miles Away - The Plimsouls

Currently consuming: Sour Cream and Onion ruffles and Iced Tea

"To hell with the odds. All that matters in life
is that we try." -Captain Dylan Hunt